Someone who has dedicated there life to become a grand master in the study of the female box
That dude gets so much pussy, he is a total boxologist.
Daddy daddy when I grow up, I want to be a boxologist.
Atta boy son
The Power of the Box is a term that describes why males do dumb things because females make them do it, even when they have a choice in the matter. It also refers to how the female population will generally have the upper hand if the power of the box isn't controlled from an early age in the relationship and given boundaries.
Given that males are generally peace keepers we will forever be succoming to the power of the box.
Punishment of not succuming to the P.O.T.B can result is such things as arguments, no sex, temper tantrums and loss of relationship and further pass outs to go and hang out with mates being revoked and emotional blackmail.
Dude 1: Dude, why the hell did you sell your motorbike? Power of the box?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, i had to succum to the power of the box.
Dude 1: Oi dude!
Dude 2: Oh hey dude whats up?
Dude 1: Where the hell did you go?
Dude 2: Oh dude I moved to Tasmania..
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Dude 2: Power of the box my friend
Dude 1: Woah dude, I feel your pain.
Dude 1: Hey dude, why did you bail on the party on Saturday night, it was sik, we got so wasted and there was chicks making out and blah passed out and threw up all over himself!!
Dude 2: Oh dude, total bummer - I couldn't get a pass out, had to stay home and clean the house..
Dude 1: WTF? No wait, don't tell me, Power of the box?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, it sux.
Dude 1: Damn the box and damn its power!
Bidrape is the term used to describe what happens when a bunch of people are bidding on an item on ebay and you then come right at the last few seconds without placing a previous bid and then bidding more than everyone and winning the item.
dude 1: Hey dude did you end up winning that boat on ebay?
dude 2: Yeah dude! it was total bid rape!
dude 1: love your work hahaha
dude 1: Oi dude, I heard you didn't win that home theatre kit on ebay!!?
dude 2: I know dude, it was total bidrape!
dude 1: Spewin!
Accidrunk is what happens when you go out with no intentions to get drunk
but have one beer
and then think to yourself mmmm that was rather tasty how about another? And then another one turns into another which then turns into 15 more and then your wasted
Person 1: Hey bro how was your movie date with that chick last Friday night?
Person 2: Yeah dude it was awesome, the movie was dodgee so we decided to leave and go for a quick drink and we ended up getting accidrunk!
DVDJ is someone who will borrow your dvd's and scratch the hell out of them like a DJ scratches a record in a club before returning them.
Dude I leant a case of my dvd's to this chick at work and she totally dvdj'd them.
Disface is to delete (disown) someone from your facebook.
1: Dude who is that crazy bitch writing all that shit on your facebook?
2: Dude! She is that chick I hooked up with last weekend..she saw me in the city during the week with that other chick I hooked up with that night..
1: Damn man - she's fuckin loco - you better put a leash on that!
2: Yeah bro! I totally disfaced her after I saw all of that!
1: Nice one bro *slaps high five* be gone devil woman!