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A baseball team that causes people to shit their pants whenever they hear the team's name. The Red Sox are a team that is basically built on the hate for another team (the Yankees) and use ghost stories and other bullshit to get fans. Similar to Christianity

They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.

The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.
by Roki May 04, 2008
 
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only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.
The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.
by Brian Jaz August 02, 2005
 
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The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.
I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice
by baseball guru February 27, 2006
 
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Baseball team that is now one of the powerhouses of the American League. With reigning AL MVP Dustin Pedroia, All Star first baseman Kevin Youkilis, speedy centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury, the always dangerous David Ortiz, and a pitching staff among the best in the league, the Red Sox are a force to be reckoned with. The Red Sox are also a team that Yankee fans are now jealous of. The Red Sox did not "get lucky" during the 2004 and 2007 World Series seasons, they won because they were, in simple terms, the best team in the league. I don't think beating the Yankees down 0-3 is luck. I think it is a choke on the Yankees' part.
Yankee fan, after watching the 2007 World Series: The Red Sox just got lucky.

Red Sox fan: Oh they did, so where were the Yankees during all of this? Oh yeah, they got eliminated in the first round.

The Boston Red Sox are one of the best teams in the league.
by iduncurr February 21, 2009
 
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A baseball team that kicks asss
"the red sox kick ass"
by Chris May 07, 2005
 
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The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!
Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.
by Tigersfan09 June 06, 2009
 
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a shitty ass team with shitty ass players. they are also known for making up some BS curse just because they sucked so bad. also they think they are better than everyone even though they are horrible. also they got pwned by the tampa bay rays
aw man im on the boston red sox, they suck balls!!!
by cam7 October 18, 2008
 
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The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!
The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick
by The last name meadows is gay July 09, 2011