bort

(BORT), pl. "bort"

An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.

Game show host: You just won a PS3!
you: mmmmmBORT!!!!

Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.

by aloishis89 December 22, 2006

borte

megaho monster from Mongol. Seen in movie mongol having sex in front of children.

good god she's a borte

by mr jewicidal June 14, 2009

bort

Bored

damn im bort.

by drizzue. April 13, 2003

bort

Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.

"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"

"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"

Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.

by borty mcbort May 4, 2007

hot bort

n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.

Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.

As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.

by bocetta June 16, 2011

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005

Bort Style

When you only let a girl suck you off, and don't bang her out.

I did that girl Bort style, and left her on the curb.

by ronmexico1235 June 3, 2010