Booty Cookie

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.

Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.

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booty cootie

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.

She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.

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The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)

Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.

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