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bookslap 

To slap and or be slapped in the face with a book, usually a medium or large paperback with about 500 to 1000 pages (Telephone book, Computer Book, Etc)
Jim: "You better tell us the code, or else !"
Steve: "Or else what ?"
Jim: "Or I'll bookslap your ass !"
bookslap by The Paradox November 20, 2007
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Boomslang 

When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up
"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almost died..."
Boomslang by Shakatakata October 17, 2014

Boomslang 

One of the deadliest snakes in Africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of CNY. Known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play
Fratbro A: Yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
Fratbro B: Yea were playing boomslang though were fucked
Boomslang by gccacc October 31, 2011

boomslang 

1) One of the coolest and scariest snakes in Africa. It venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.

2)A snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.

3) A snake that some total ass-hats keep as a "pet."
I wouldn't hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. Wait. Yes I would.
an expression showing great emotion towards something that the user finds extremely cool.
NOT BOOMSLAM - someone falling down the stairs

BOOMSLAM - someone exploding, out of nowhere
BOOMSLAM by Sir Sharn April 6, 2004

bootslapping 

“Bootslapping: to express political displeasure by throwing footwear.”

Source: Macintyre, Ben. "Who Puts the Boot Into the Shoe Throwers?" The Times Online, February 5, 2009.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/ben_macintyre/article5663234.ece
Subsequent to the incident where an Iraqi threw his shoes at George W. Bush, bootslapping became a frequent expression of public protest.
bootslapping by AVilaEditor February 6, 2009