Conjunction of "Boomer" and "Apparel", Boomerparel is a vein of edgy "Attitude" t-shirts that are typically long-winded statements of how tough, independent, sassy, patriotic, grumpy, or any other boastful sentiments the individual wearing them is. Typically worn by Boomers, but occasionally seen on aging Gen-X. Shirts with statements such as:
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"
A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"
A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
by The Kilted Heathen October 14, 2021