2 definitions by The Kilted Heathen
Conjunction of "Boomer" and "Apparel", Boomerparel is a vein of edgy "Attitude" t-shirts that are typically long-winded statements of how tough, independent, sassy, patriotic, grumpy, or any other boastful sentiments the individual wearing them is. Typically worn by Boomers, but occasionally seen on aging Gen-X. Shirts with statements such as:
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"
A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"
A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
by The Kilted Heathen October 14, 2021
A form of machoism in which the subject strives to appear hyper-intimidating, independent, Patriotic, etc (typically in retaliation to Federal mandates or Governmental guidelines) yet only ever succeeds in looking like an utter jackass. Elsewise a complete tool who thinks they're the main-character of a Dystopian fiction, but are really the asshole who would hide that they got bit by a zombie.
"Did you see that guy with the 'unvaccinated, unmasked, unafraid' shirt?"
"Who, the madass? Yeah, I saw him."
"Who, the madass? Yeah, I saw him."
by The Kilted Heathen October 14, 2021