Boobs

Two soft puffy bags located on the chest used to sexually attract and create pleasure when exposed.

Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!

by SlopNChop August 10, 2017

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The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.

With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)

by The Great American August 13, 2008

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Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.

"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-

by The Puerto Rican Jew May 27, 2005

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Created so guys have something to look at while women talk.

Women: "So then we had to take Christina out to dinner for her cheer meet, but I had to go to the gym later that night so I had to get Caroll to do it. Then after we took Ryan & the boys out to go see a movie, and Sherri was telling me about how her poodle just gave birth to 4 puppies..."

Guy: *Staring at boobs* Mhm..*Nods head*

by aliyahlovah July 2, 2010

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