Boobpires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the boobs of female creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.
One can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at boobs while drooling.
The only way a female can defend from a boobpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.
One can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the boobpire's boobs.
One can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at boobs while drooling.
The only way a female can defend from a boobpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.
One can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the boobpire's boobs.
Guy 1 - Dude! I think that guy is a boobpire!
Guy 2 - You have a stake? I have mine, let's kill it!
Boobpire - *drools while staring at female breasts*
Guy 2 - You have a stake? I have mine, let's kill it!
Boobpire - *drools while staring at female breasts*
by Croo February 8, 2011