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Boobpires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the boobs of female creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.

One can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at boobs while drooling.

The only way a female can defend from a boobpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.

One can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the boobpire's boobs.
Guy 1 - Dude! I think that guy is a boobpire!
Guy 2 - You have a stake? I have mine, let's kill it!
Boobpire - *drools while staring at female breasts*
by Croo February 08, 2011