Boo-Boo Janky

When a person, place or object is not up to the expected quality, service or standard it should be. Also applies to non tangible objects and even thoughts. Happens any time a scenario plays out in an unfavorable way.

While sitting in 5 o'clock traffic on a Friday I noticed that my car was moments away from running out of gas, thus leaving me stranded on the highway. To make matters worst my bladder is about to explode. I realized that I was in a Boo-Boo Janky situation.

Boo-Boo Janky by RavinRachelB1985 October 5, 2011

jacky boo boo 

its said by a 5 year old girl that she think that she is hot

The girl: hey jacky boo boo
jack: Fuck.

jacky boo boo by Ratioguy8989 December 5, 2021

Boo Jank 

a term of endearment towards someone you are with.ex: your boyfriend, girlfriend. Or someone you're interested in romantically

yeah girl i was just talkin to my boo jank on the phone.

He's my boo jank forreal

Boo Jank by makalapua18 March 14, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012