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Bonkenstein 

A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.
Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!

Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!

Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
Bonkenstein by Azelas July 15, 2021
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Bankenstein 

A failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers
A Bankenstein is a failed Irish bank that is revived by the government and goes on to bully and terrorise its customers.
Bankenstein by Fawn Dog April 22, 2015

evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

Bakenstein 

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.
Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?
Bakenstein by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

borgenstein

My car borgensteined itself on the weekend.

Man, he's such a borgenstein.
borgenstein by mlambie October 19, 2006

bockenstein 

A unique woman who’s soul animal is a chicken and her primary love a attraction is of a German man
Te amo bockenstein
bockenstein by Evetsgsta May 19, 2021

Bobenstein 

1. Imagine Frankenstein, but like, Bob. (Bob + Frankenstein)
2. Death, Destroyer of world (only one world)
3. The man behind one of the slaughters (no one knows which)
4. That guy (yea that one)
5. THE PREMEIVAL PERSONIFICATION OF THE END OF ALL THAT IS AND ALL THAT WILL BE
1. Who would win? Bobenstein or Frankenstein in a fight?
2. Watch out for Bobenstein, I hear he destroyed REDACTED
3. Bobenstein was held suspect for DATA EXPUNGED's murder.

4. Hey, do you remember Bobenstein.
5. BOBENSTEIN.
Bobenstein by robberbobber July 20, 2023