A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.
Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!
Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!
Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!
Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*
by Azelas July 15, 2021