A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.
by AntiLGBT May 8, 2020
The stage your penis is in after ejaculation. Its not as strong as a boner but not as soft as a semi. its a bonie. Or another word for morning wood.
by gerardtb June 9, 2009
C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour?
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!
by CerSer August 5, 2008
by ShanQUEESta March 14, 2004
by C~track June 21, 2007
I am awkward at hugging people, So i will be Bony with you.
He makes dark jokes in sensitive situations, He is such a Bony.
He makes dark jokes in sensitive situations, He is such a Bony.
by Ark1397 November 7, 2022
by lissa d. April 7, 2007