1:A bongwipe is a term used to describe someone who smoked too much weed, or other drug, and is now as dumb as a bong.

2:Another way to say "asswipe" or "dumbass".

3:A moron that would be king, if stupidity was a form of currency or respect.
I tried to teach that bongwipe how to play, but would get 21 and just keep hitting!
by Doom-Muffin November 6, 2009
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