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bontoneous 

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019

welcome to the bonezone 

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal
Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."

Bonezone 

When you enter an area or hypothetical area in which you are utterly screwed. i.e. when you are boned.
Oh shit Andy you're in the Bonezone!

Damn I didn't study for this test well enough I guess i'm in the Bonezone now.
Bonezone by Heydrich February 23, 2014

bonezone 

The act of getting so caught up in eating delicious chicken bones that you forget there are other people around you watching the carnage.
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bonezone by abelbodiedperson October 25, 2009

bonestoned 

a term given to the state of consciousness experienced by one who is under the influence of marijuana. commonly used by kelsey to express the complete incapacitation of herself due to some chronic bud. also widely unknown for the simple fact that you sound even more retarded when saying it, as if being high didn't make you retarded enough as is.
Dude I'm so bonestoned.
bonestoned by francho domingo June 17, 2009

BoneZone 

The male equivalent of the friendzone, except he allows her to hit it instead of being friends.
Dennis bonezoned the waitress just to spite Charlie, who wanted to wife her
BoneZone by fishlord69 July 12, 2020