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Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner. On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker. |
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When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler: FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'" |
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A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her. Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty." Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant." |
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(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor. Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.
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A woman who is completely undesirable. She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!
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When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement. Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now! O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours" |
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