1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."
by MegaMost November 10, 2009
Get the riding the bologna pony mug.
when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.
This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.
by DJ Squid November 21, 2004
Get the jumbo bologna pony mug.
DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 11, 2020
Get the Testonerony bologna pony mug.
"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"

OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
by poopfloop September 22, 2011
Get the Wild Bologna Pony mug.
what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.
Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.
by mikeDiesel January 11, 2006
Get the ride the wild bologna pony mug.