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1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
a:That film was bollocks!

b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.
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My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'
'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'
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British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).
I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.
by Matt Williams January 13, 2004
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The greatest word in the english language.

Is most commonly used as an
1.insult
2.a compliment
3.a cry of anger
4.a statement in general

(5.)Useful for relieving anger.
1. Do that again and I'll rip yer bollocks off and shove em up yer arse.
2. That meal was the (dogs) bollocks man.
3. BOLLOCKS! He cheated!
4. The world is just... bollocks man...
(5.) BOLLOCKS!...BOLLOCKSBOLLOCKSBOLLOCKS!
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Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.
If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!
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A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings
That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong
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