Boink Oink

When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.

That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.

Boink Oink by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

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Boink and oink

When two law enforcement officers meet for casual sex while on duty and or
When a officer has sex in exchange for a speeding ticket

Officer Jon amd Jane are going to start a boink and oink relationship..
Officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways

Boink and oink by Thisguyandtheotherone May 28, 2018

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Oink and Boink

When two partners shit violently on the ground, then roll around it having sex.

“Me and grenda were taking care of the pigs out back, and wanted to create our own version of natures gift.”

“Gross man you really did the Oink and Boink

Oink and Boink by The Boy Caroni August 25, 2022

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oinky boinky

"Oinky Boinky" is a term used to refer to the male genitalia

"the other day I was walking by your house and I saw your little sisters oinky boinky!"

oinky boinky by definitionconnoisseur January 9, 2017

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BoinkNOink

When you sleep with a bird that has a nose like a pig

Ew mush I’ve just been boinkNoink

BoinkNOink by The Bangladeshi Buddhist January 27, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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