A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
by Snizbob June 11, 2007
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Boiled Rice is a lowkey term for semen, and a direct refference toward sexual intercourse, the sexual prowess of an individual, the sexiness of an individual, or masturbation. Just google some pictures and your education will be complete.
“Dude, that chic really boils my rice!”
“Yo I heard Bonnie makes delicious boiled rice!”
Big dawg, I was so tired and stressed, I boiled a couple of pots of rice.”
by Wideeyedasian September 3, 2018
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