Boifed 

When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.

* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.

Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

Hard Boiled Bitch 

Someone angry and feeling small or insignificant. A person with small feelings but angry about their feelings of insecurity.

"You know what, Andrew? You're acting like a Hard Boiled Bitch today"

"He's in the bathroom crying like a Hard Boiled Bitch. He's been in there for 20 minutes now"

Hard Boiled Bitch by nowwordsgohere April 25, 2017

BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

BOILED AS AN OWL by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

Boiled Peanuts 

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Boiled Peanuts by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

Get my Ham Bone Boiled 

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

Get my Ham Bone Boiled by midnightmodder November 22, 2020

Boiled the Cheese 

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

Boiled the Cheese by D-Link July 17, 2009