by Goon December 23, 2003
To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.
"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."
by Katie Br February 23, 2009
by teeeeeeedog February 26, 2019
Thank you, I'll pass. I am positively bodge. There are some who suggest that to avoid being bodge one should not eat anything larger than one's head.
by bezzoncape February 3, 2010
"I'm getting some bodge this weekend."
"I'd like to get some bodge from her."
"How about some bodge?"
"I'd like to get some bodge from her."
"How about some bodge?"
by C*SQUIRES April 14, 2006
A massive pair of balls that r big enough to knock someone out most people with bodges use them to hit people round the face with they are extremely sexy
by Big bodge barry November 5, 2019
A dirty lekker who likes to whip, lick and tease big snakes, generally of yumm people such as jamie cullum
by *Addy* January 30, 2005