A Bobbi Jo is a temptress of ill fate. Upon her awakening each morning, she bathes in a tub of liquid seduction, concocted from the roots of a nettlewig, which can only be found in the forest of forgotten sorrow. Her aura is melting. She'll make your knees week and break your concentration with the blink of an eye. And once your in her grasp, there's no letting go. She'll force you to fall in love with her, which may result in a flurry of eventual psychotic delusions, all of which involve Bobbi Jo, a broom, and a bathrobe. On the surface she appears delicate and adorable, yet deep within her fiery depths, there is a demon waiting to encompass your soul.
by kingarthur89 September 28, 2010
by seductivebrat February 3, 2010
Large red neck or overly sized woman with no looks. Smells like Bacon and will not turn anyone down who tries to date her. Possibly missing teeth and green fungus coming from unknown regions.
by Brownie87 November 1, 2009
Pretty yet modest. Usually short and athletic build. Very attractive to the opposite sex. Passive in nature but fun to be with. Caring, nurturing, and loving. Loyal, honest, and trustworthy. Would make a good life partner and mother.
by Someonedoesloveyou February 3, 2010
Only an extremely intelligant, bright, rebellious, wonderful being could be a Bobby-Jo. The highlight of most lives and the life of the party. Usually a funny but RANDOM child. =|
"Bobby-Jo is not my lover"
by Jessie and Bgay December 6, 2008
An immaculate person who is incredibly good looking and has the brains to back it up. This person is charming, compassionate, empathetic and is very loyal. Relationships are of the most important thing to this person. With an eclectic array of talents, do not be surprised to see extreme athleticism and creative talents held by Bobbi-Jo.
Bobbi-Jo is literally, the greatest person alive and who has ever lived.
Bobbi Jo} amazing immaculate gorgeous love
Bobbi Jo} amazing immaculate gorgeous love
by bossblonde December 20, 2016
The one woman who I will always have on my mind no matter how much she might make me mad or hurt. She is that amazing and I will cherish the memories of when we were together, these days I just escape to another world where you are mine and that will have to do. I miss her so much. I'll always love her.
I swear Bobbi jo turns me into a 2 pump chump when she wants it from behind. I can love her for days, I miss you
by Robertplowedbobbi March 26, 2021