BoKoism 

The world's fastest growing religion, which recognises despair, fear and radishes.
BoKoism holds the greatest realisation to man. There is no god to rely on, only oneself.

Yeh, man, I am part of BoKoism.
That makes me a BoKlone.

BoKoism by Dodgey May 7, 2005

dake-bonoism 

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism 

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002

Bokonism

The religion made up by a negro man named Bokonon. It is a fictional religion used in the classic Kurt Vonnegut novel "Cat's Cradle" published in 1963. It is a religion that claims to all be lies, but is still popular in the fictional Caribbean Island "The Republic of San Lorenzo."

"All the true things I am about to tell you are all shameless lies," is a classic quote that defines the views of Bokonism.

Bokonism by Mr. Mojo Risin' August 5, 2006

Bokonism

A religion made up by the Negro Lionel Boyd Johnson,pronounced "Bokon" in the dialect of San Lorenzo. Bokonism is advertised as founded on lies, but its basic idea is as follows: The human race is made up of groups of people who interact and affect one another, known as a karass. These karass are used by god as instruments to affect the state of the earth. This religion was created by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. in his book Cat's Cradle.

Bokonism is a religion.

Bokonism by anonymous123nonymousa June 19, 2007

absolute bozoism 

someone or something that is being idiotic or upsetting completely to a annoying level

“hey did you hear they canceled the play”
“thats absolute bozoism”

absolute bozoism by diamondbrb May 9, 2022

booism 

A highly fashionable cult led by the god of boo, he shows no mercy to none belivers, ofers protection from the slaping demon feeeesh. He is a mod god very up himself with unstopable hair and a huge arson of differnt looks and walks he does to impress lady followers of the religion.

Follower mod: "aaaagh! here comes the almighty feeesh!, run for your lives"

boo thy god: shut up feeesh!, shut up feeesh!, shut up feeesh! stay away from my religion (booism) follower! and my cult!

booism by follower 'o' boo October 19, 2008