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bushtastrophe 

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.
Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009
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bustashio 

hair just above the anus trimmed neatly to resemble a mustash.
my your bustashio is neatly trimmed!
bustashio by ballabadolla May 31, 2010

bushtastic 

the feeling you get when you stroke your bush after a long hard day of work.
"oh sally im just feeling so bushtastic right now if you know what i mean!"
bushtastic by alsdfhslajkdhf June 27, 2008
The mixing of different substances. A mix of anything from food to people to drinks such as a cocktail. A mix up of information. Abbreviation- Bush
An omelet can be a bushash of ingredients.
Bushash by Warwick Windell March 15, 2007

bushbasher 

When you punch someone in the pubic region or on their pubes.
That Britney gal is a real bushbasher.
bushbasher by bushbasher January 21, 2006