fiona:"don't make me blush!"
christian:"i can't make any promises"
fiona:"then i best prepare myself for blushage!!"
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christain:"again i'm flattered"
fiona:"don't cause me blushage!"
A person who will reject the obviousexplanation for something because it doesn't agree with what he wants it to be.
John: Why did they name it after the lowest Hindu caste?
Jake: Dude they named it because they are untouchable and impossible to reach. Don't be such a bluecake.