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Blurkon is a slang word that means to masturbate, used for girls only.
My girlfriend wouldn't text me back for 20 minutes because she had to blurkon...
by drmartinlutherkingjunior February 17, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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