Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian February 15, 2018

Blumping

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blumping

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

by doomstew August 1, 2009

Blumping

Having sex on a cross country train.

he was blumping amanda all the way to florida!

by blumping master March 10, 2010

blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

by Whoopi Goldberg March 1, 2007

blump

Getting a blow job while taking a dump

by Anonymous August 12, 2003