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Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009
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A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...
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Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
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uhh u still there?
oh shit...
by Heugh G. Reckshun March 21, 2010
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A word with so many uses, generally negative. Derived from the infamous "blue waffle" picture (google it, feel lucky). Synonymous with "disgusting whored out vagina covered in blue mucus".
That was a complete Bluewaffle of a day, I got dicked in the face by some drunk asshole!

I got so Bluewaffled last night I stabbed some guy with my dick, in the face!

That guy dicked me so hard in the Bluewaffle, and the face!
by Samuel L. Jack January 11, 2010
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It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.
by Lalala6669 June 29, 2010
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The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint
I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.
by Travis Marcy March 04, 2010
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A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.
Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?
by hahaisteppedonyourdick2 October 18, 2010
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The most disgusting thing you will ever see.
Google: Blue Waffle. Click: I'm feeling Lucky. But you'll be feeling real sick after doing so...
by litttlemissssy. April 02, 2010
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