He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*
Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.
The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.
Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.
First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.
Consider the following dialogue:
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"
Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"
The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.
My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!
An exclamation made while belching
Person 1: *Blorp*
Person 2: "Good one."
An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.
I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!