The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.
Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.
by Scooter78 September 12, 2013
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This is a name you give to one of your closest friends who has bloomed up and become the best to you. This person is energetic and always fun to be with. Even though sometimes this person is hyper you ike it and you admire this person for it. Every person needs a blooms in your life they are one of the best people you will ever meet and you love them. No matter what keep Blooms close to you because they will always be there for you
Person 1: Dude that girl is totally a blooms
Person 2: Damn i wanna get to know her more
Person 1: Yeah she would be the best
by Themanwhotellsthetruth101 June 15, 2018
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Nickname for the town of Bloomsburg. You know...the drinking town with a college problem. Also nickname for the college itself (Bloomsburg University).
Let's go back to bloom to hit up some parties that aren't as crazy as Penn State's.
by Jaaaake June 26, 2006
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a way to state your horny
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blooming
"hey im in bloom"
"you wanna... ya know. im blooming"
by Cryo March 29, 2004
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1. to have sexual intercourse without a condom

2. to ejaculate on someone
"Dude, he totally bloomed her last night."
by sammalone9 April 28, 2009
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a skinny stone cold annoying idiot. who only speaks of sports when his team is winning. mention the fact his team lost and he loses his mind. also, this creature is known to wear man capri's and chases heavy set females. this being has no friends outside of his work enviroment
That guy wearing all the new york gear while living in south jersey is a bloom.
by downtownlb November 13, 2012
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