Bloody Unicorn 

A sexual act where the male attaches a strap-on to his head and undergoes fornication while the female is menstruating.

"Dude, I heard Chris gave Lisa a bloody unicorn last night!"

Bloody Unicorn by Clint Torris December 9, 2008

Bloody Unicorn 

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.

Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.

Bloody Unicorn by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021

The Blood Unicorn 

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face

Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.

The Blood Unicorn by Swiftercat September 20, 2020

Alcoholic Unicorn Blood

Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.

We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!

Alcoholic Unicorn Blood by bacontron January 16, 2011

unicorn blood 

any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.

John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?

Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying

John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.

Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level

unicorn blood by pornstar850 February 4, 2010

Unicorn Blood 

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.

Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.

Unicorn Blood by Finch345 December 31, 2011

Unicorn Blood 

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

Unicorn Blood by MrLac August 6, 2011