by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013
by Mike Melton (aka your dad) April 7, 2015
The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.
That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.
After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.
After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
by Akosh April 24, 2009
When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.
by DrDolphLundgren May 12, 2015
The act of having a full blown boner.
by theblonermaker April 8, 2011
A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.
"Your bloner is approved."
by Turtle turtle October 21, 2006
by taylortay January 24, 2010