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Blendette 

A word originating from the game Dead by Daylight that refers to a Prestige 3 Claudette Morel player. Claudette is infamous in DbD for her extremely dark colour palette and thus, is abused by immersed players, which you cannot even see on certain parts of maps.
Streamer: “Ugh, 3 Blendettes joined the lobby. Time to put on a mori!”
Blendette by Your Kahnum September 19, 2019

blondetage 

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.
I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.
blondetage by peckerle May 12, 2011

blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.
blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Blondelay 

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.
Blondelay by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008

blundertard 

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.
blundertard by brold July 16, 2009

blundetto 

Silvo Dante: Whenever somebody steps in a pile of shit, it shall be known as a Blundetto!
blundetto by Suggs August 4, 2007