Blind touch
Blind touch by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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Touch Blind
A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
Touch Blind by MobyR March 25, 2019
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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
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