Blide

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An adjective. To describe a person that says something with no clue as to what they're talking about.

Geek 1: So if I multiply 256 by the power of 3 then subtract PI, I'll end up with... EUREKA!
Geek 2: Man, you're so blide...

Blide by So it's me, myself and I June 8, 2013

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Blide

An excessively long, thin, and lanky penis. Antonyms: chode

The male stripper spun around so fast, his blide slapped her in the face.

Blide by Reeko-Suavay February 25, 2009

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Blide

A genuinely terrible fucking person.

Tom: " You're a Blide, dude. "

Jim: " What the fuck is a Blide? "
Tom: " That means you're a genuinely terrible person. Go to hell. "

Blide by Blide May 22, 2021

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blide bitch

Blide is an adjective meaning a person who has no clue of what he's saying blide bitch is a bitch who does the same .

Shut up you blide bitch

blide bitch by slim shady 2 December 8, 2014

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Fuck Joe Biden

"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.

Man, Fuck Joe Biden

Fuck Joe Biden by ThatOneGuy116 December 6, 2020

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Fuck Joe Biden

Fuck Joe Biden, AKA The worst president ever.

Fuck Joe Biden, he wants to defund the police and can't remember a word he says!!!

Fuck Joe Biden by NexusCola December 8, 2020

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Fuck Joe Biden

A life-long corrupt politician with a history of being an actual racist.

All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
Fuck Joe Biden.

Fuck Joe Biden by fuckliberalcucks December 8, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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