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1.
An adjective. To describe a person that says something with no clue as to what they're talking about.
Geek 1: So if I multiply 256 by the power of 3 then subtract PI, I'll end up with... EUREKA!
Geek 2: Man, you're so blide...
by So it's me, myself and I June 08, 2013
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2.
An excessively long, thin, and lanky penis. Antonyms: chode
The male stripper spun around so fast, his blide slapped her in the face.
by Reeko-Suavay February 25, 2009
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