Blerm

Black sperm.

"Did you blerm?"
"Is that blerm?"
"I'm going to blerm all over her booty"

by Shobzilla July 10, 2009

Blerm

The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.

Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.

by Goldberg47 January 18, 2009

blerm

the mixture of blood and sperm

the bme pain oylmpics contained a lot of blerm

by bboots January 21, 2008

blerm

Mixture of blood and sperm, often during red wings but can occur during first time and/or rough anal sex

"Why does it smell like blood and bleach in here?"
"Sorry, I haven't had a chance to wash the blerm out of my sheets."

by youareabunny January 4, 2015

blerm

once a month, males experience an addition of blood to their sperm, thus creating a mixture of blood and sperm

Man it was my time of the month, and i blermed all over her.

by Sizzity Sack October 23, 2008