Bleeker 

one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.

Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.

Bleeker by Miguel and Alyssa April 21, 2008

bleeker 

A tourist

Goddamn bleekers coming in and riung my chi

bleeker by Brenan Chambers April 8, 2004

BLEEKER BLOCKER 

ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at...

sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT

her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket
when you are rich and fame-?

me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!

her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY

BLEEKER BLOCKER by ej the rock star April 15, 2007

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

Paulie Bleeker by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008

fresh bleeder 

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

block bleeder

Someone who is selling drugs in his neighborhood. Relieving fiends of every penny you can usually going days on end without sleep. hustling 24x7.

"He has been up three days straight bleeding the block. Hes a real block bleeder not some part time criminal"

block bleeder by Zero Celcius September 30, 2007

Chip Bleeder

Someone who is loosing badly in a game of poker

Paddy is a chip bleeder, he's been bleeding chips all night!

Chip Bleeder by BatGlenn January 5, 2009