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fresh bleeder
fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021
Paulie Bleeker
Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Paulie Bleeker by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008
Bell-Beefer
A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007
Bleedem
To make he/she feel wrong or stupid about self.
To flex on niggas that's not on the same level as you
To flex on niggas that's not on the same level as you
A niggas said KF broke... Don't make have to Bleedem citch u sippin 30$ quali wit slauson special chains on yo neck. while I ride around in foreigns with blue strips while yo girl give me neck
Bleedem by Weestla Bandit November 22, 2016
roast beefed
(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.
1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.
2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!
3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.
2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!
3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!
roast beefed by Ap Physics May 16, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.