Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.
by snartgurl April 7, 2011
often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.
C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it
by foug January 12, 2005
(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
by necro April 23, 2005
When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.
I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.
by riga1tony April 2, 2010
by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022
A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021