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Can be used as a noun or a verb. To Blasch is to excel to the highest standard in any and all forms. When a Blasch is achieved it is proceeded with a fist pump to gain favor and recognition with the trans dimensional multiverse. Blasching it requires years of patience and precision, a feat that is rarely achieved.
Blasched It!
I won this (Insert Prize) because I Blasched It!
You have completed a task to a previously unknown standard, you can now declare that you Blasched It!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.