blaschke 

A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris

Blaschke is closely related to your mother

blaschke by TheModestMouse January 2, 2010

cole blaschke 

a wierd to blonde pussy ass unreliable ass island boy plug that is very socially awkward and walks with a slant, and has a HUGE speaker that he sleeps,shits,and showers with. his voice sounds like a 45 year old wanna be badass who has been smoking since the 2nd grade

bro cole blaschke stole my bike and threatened me with a nice then unadded me on snap

cole blaschke by kyli July 28, 2021

Blasched It! 

Can be used as a noun or a verb. To Blasch is to excel to the highest standard in any and all forms. When a Blasch is achieved it is proceeded with a fist pump to gain favor and recognition with the trans dimensional multiverse. Blasching it requires years of patience and precision, a feat that is rarely achieved.

Blasched It!
I won this (Insert Prize) because I Blasched It!
You have completed a task to a previously unknown standard, you can now declare that you Blasched It!

Blasched It! by Because its funny January 23, 2021