when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.
Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.
by Johnny spots February 1, 2005
by Sidd Black October 23, 2002
After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.
by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006
That blarf screwed me in the ass
by queefy rugrat January 26, 2010
Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.
by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009
used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
by hanaaa October 7, 2007
A blarf is a person you are in a casual, emotional, or physical relationship with, but without having the relationship title. This word has no specific gender association.
by urban dictionary p October 4, 2018