blacksmith tomahawk 

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.

Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

blacksmith tomahawk by -Quincy so nasty- October 26, 2007

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH! 

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.

Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH! by pkoitus October 9, 2009

blake smith 

The best person in the world Hates anyone named Jordan
Best Basketball player ever

Gee i wish i was a Blake Smith

blake smith by ABC will be missed July 25, 2018

Blacksmith Hands 

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.

Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...

Blacksmith Hands by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

henkka blacksmith 

sex god bass player (hot) from the band children of bodom joined as bass player when the band first started originally played guitar. his last name means blacksmith in finland, from witch he and children of bodom hail from . yje band includes alexi laiho , jaska raatikainen , roope latvala, and janne warman

sally:dude i just got out of a children of bodom concert!

amy:was henkka blacksmith as hot as always?

sally:yes...yes he was

henkka totally dominated the bass

henkka blacksmith by hiamafeesh October 19, 2009

latin blacksmith 

A Latin Blacksmith is another term for a "low blow"

"Dude you don't even play on Friday"

"wow dude that was a latin blacksmith..."

latin blacksmith by Greg Lajiness September 14, 2009

His dad was a blacksmith 

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

His dad was a blacksmith by Fatkid the Baptist November 24, 2022