a general good egg..basically someone that is cool and easy going
"arghh mate you are a blakers and a half"
by matt stibbs July 29, 2007
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someone who dresses without wearing bright colors.
friend 1: "dude that Mary girl is such a blaker!"
friend 2: " omg I know, I just wanna throw lime green paint at her."
by annieyersoamazing January 19, 2008
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The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D
OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
by Radcool November 8, 2010
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A mathematical theorem where you get the thrid letter of cosine, cotangent, and secant to determine whether it is the reciprocal of of sin, cos, and tan.
Rumour has it the inventor of the Blakers theorem is a very good looking individual
by DART MUNCHER August 30, 2023
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a bloke that has the ability to warm female oven to temputure while meeting it at the correct preheated time. Often the oven shuts off, or oven overheats.

In such cases overheating leads to the female oven to seek other means of cock to complete tasks that are in need to preform

OR the oven overheats to such an extent that plastic in near vicinity will begin the melt and form casts upon any cross hairs. Some many presume that emotional outbreaks soon follow for the female whom is attached to overheated oven, but in the case of a true Blaker, the process to obtain 'pleasurable' sexual interactions has been drawn out for an extreme extended period of time, fussing with nobs to trigger reactions of the surrounding environment of the targeted oven resulting to both increasing the heating the female as it begins provoking other males and cocks to begin an apish chest pounds to sign for a game of chicken where none begin to move toward the heating oven, rather ass grabs to this rioting group of erect penises,further isolating the female from both sexes.

The female often resorts extreme measures to reverse the effects, few lucky for neutralized sources.

In many cases of this act is multi- year, city, country, continent "blaker" with the sideeffects so damaging with limited ability to repair. Worst case, she becomes merely a framed outer case, penalizing actions and ablitiy happy and productive life, in sort a mash up of hollywood's sweethearts & music muses, but just fuze
"My mother worries that my new girlfriend has been on his blaker for too long she no longer any good. Not even to provide simple tasks"

"If you start the blaker bro, you better be aware of the ghost in this town. False plays, innocent or not, will be recieved harshly"
by NonArt November 25, 2013
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To turn off all or a portion of the lights in the room to improve the contrast on screen.
"I can't read what that says, will someone please blakerize the room?"
by Blake Bonnewell June 25, 2007
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