| 1. | cheming=cos poop dick theta | ||
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The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying Heming= stupid x annoying Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks Heming= cos poop dick stupid The level of stupidity is theta Hemings level of stupidity is theta Heming=cos poop dick theta Heming is Cheming on paper Heming=Cheming We conclude: Cheming=cos poop dick theta The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.
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| 2. | mathism | ||
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Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life
Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent. Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem
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| 3. | sin | ||
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Short for the word sine. It is a stupid and idiotic trigonometric function. Gives headaches to calculus students everywhere. Teachers try to give there students a stupid story about an indian, but they never really care, and when taught at seven in the morning, it could never really be understood. sin(90)=1
It should be a sin to teach us about sin this early in the morning and expect us to remember it. |
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| 5. | cos | ||
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An abbreviation which stands for the trigonometric function, "cosine." In its native mathematical context, cosine is used in solving for side lengths or angle measurements in right-triangles, exclusively.
In regards to its place within the acronym: SOHCAHTOA, cosine occupies the "CAH," wherein the series forms: Cosine (equals) Adjacent (over) Hypotenuse. When dealing with an angle measurement, x ("theta"), the side "touching" the angle is referred to as the Adjacent side; the side furthest away from the angle is referred to as the Opposite side; and, in a right triangle, the hypotenuse always remains and, simplistically, may be recognized as the diagonal side. Note: UrbanDictionary entries do not support Entity, Hex or Decimal browser rendering. This definition of "cos" uses an "x" in place of the Greek small letter, "theta". However, in reality, theta appears as an "o" or a "zero" with a line going horizontally through the center. Math Problem: cos(x) = 0.5
Solution: cos(60) = 0.5 |
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| 6. | cosine | ||
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A trigonometric function used in connection with right triangles; best seen as a ratio of side lengths.
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In basic trigonometry, it is used to determine unknown side lengths or an acute angle measurement(s). In more advanced mathematics, cosine is treated simply as a function without an apparent or direct reference to a triangle (the triangle's presence becomes assumed). Examples of this may be seen in Calculus through the process of integration. Wherein, the function cosine may only be a part of a large equation. Cosine is one component out of a three-part acronym known as: SOHCAHTOA. The term cosine occupies the "CAH," wherein the series forms: Cosine (equals) Adjacent (over) Hypotenuse. Cosine thus represents the ratio of the Adjacent side length to the Hypotenuse side length -- this is all in relation to an (acute) angle, theta. When dealing with an angle measurement, x ("theta"), the side "touching" the angle is referred to as the Adjacent side; the side furthest away from the angle is referred to as the Opposite side; and, in a right triangle, the hypotenuse always remains and, simplistically, may be recognized as the diagonal side. In mathematical procedures, cosine is abbreviated as "cos" for convenience. Note: UrbanDictionary entries do not support Entity, Hex or Decimal browser rendering. ... |
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| 7. | jargon monger | ||
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someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart. teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.
student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french. |
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