Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.
Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it
by holcamara June 29, 2015
A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!
Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
by FazeToenail May 15, 2017
Blake’s are the best. They are smart, helpful, kind, creative, good-looking, tall, reliable, honest, and almost always introverted. They are always on time too. If you ever find a Blake late your dreaming. If you are lucky enough to befriend one you will find happiness and enlightenment.
Blake is great
by kcidtafgibymkcid December 1, 2020
Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.
You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
by Parxi March 7, 2021
A very annoying and cringe individual who thinks that they are so special for talking in 3rd person and being self-centered. Probably has some undiagnozed schizophrenia. Someone please teach this b*tch how this world works. Also ur ed is not cool please get out. New mood = Blake (meaning cringe, annoying, embarrassing)
by EdSheeran’s shoe January 3, 2022