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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.

too black for that

When u become absolutely fuckingsavage and roast anyone in your way... don't need to be necessarily black or African American
Holy fuck I'm too black for that chair

Marie your too black for meji

black tooth 

The drink made famous by dimebag darrell, some crown royal and a splash of coke
"shit son give me a shot of some crown royal with a splash of coke, you know a fuckin black tooth"
black tooth by Mr Wiseman January 6, 2005

black tooth grin 

A mixed drink created by former pantera guitarist, containing a large shot of seagrams 7, a large shot of crown royal,with a splash of cola. R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell
"hey man!, pour me another black tooth grin, im gettin shit-faced before the show"

Black Tooth Grin 

Whisky with only a splash of Coke, as Dime says. Fucking class!
Black Tooth Grin by Bunny August 31, 2005

black tooth grin 

2 oz. Seagrams 7 Whiskey
Spalsh of Coca-Cola

Served as a shot. One of Pantera's favorites.
black tooth grin by Anonymous October 5, 2003