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Black Primer 

A "Black Primer" is an African American female which tends to favor Caucasian males when selecting a love-making partner. The description of this particular type of African American has an uncanny resemblence to that of the Caucasian. She plays tennis, wears white tennis shoes, and belongs to a country club. She also enjoys money, strawberry daquaris, and Jeapordy. Free time is spent fantasizing about Alex Trebec while sipping Arizone Ice Tea.
Tyrese: Alex, whose been yo fuck muppet lately, bro?
Alex: I be diggin' that black sista Shonda.
Tyrese: Yous outta luck, bro.
Alex: Why, gangsta?
Tyrese: Shonda be a Black Primer. Word on the street is that she be likin' William O'Reilly. He's from a country club, bro.
Black Primer by Denise Egila March 6, 2007
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Kick back and Prime 

Same meaning as "Netflix and chill" but using Amazon Prime, which is Amazon's premium subscription service for streaming TV and Movies.
Person A: "Wanna Netflix and chill ?"

Person B: "We can't I don't have an account. But we can kick back and Prime!"

Person A: "Let's Netflix and chill tonight!"

Person B: "Nah, the selection is rubbish, let's kick back and Prime instead"

prime time cock block 

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.