The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011
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a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops
ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning
by jizzcannon1 November 25, 2010
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A n00b who owned 3 ofp mods. Now lives a peaceful life tkin other n00bs
by yarr February 5, 2003
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The process of curbing all other responsibilites in favor of playing a marathon session of Call Of Duty: Black Ops. This is sometimes unintentional, as the player becomes so involved in the game, he or she essentially "blacks out" and doesn't remember anything not COD-related.
Matt was playing Call of Duty so long that he had a Black Ops-out and forget his anniversary. Fortunately, his girlfriend also had a Black Ops-out.
by The Subman November 9, 2010
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A weekend of getting drunk and or stoned, that 'never happened'.

Cameras are not taken and if they are pictures are deleted on the day of return.

Calling wives and girlfriends is prohibited.
Steve: Dude do you remember that Black Ops Weekend?
Elliott: What Black Ops Weekend?
Gisby: Exactly.

Scanlan was a Pussy Whipped Bitch to his chronic back pain and refused to come on a Black Ops Weekend.
by Becksman June 7, 2010
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The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."
by Keyarsten March 28, 2011
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A term used in male circles. Of military origin. Meaning to do a dirty deed on the down low.
Guy 1: Black-ops mission bro. Panty raid time.

Guy 2: Yeah, I got the ski masks!
by Ramman March 20, 2014
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