A band that you must listen to, established in 1998 by Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde. This band plays pure no bullshit metal, and has songs for when your partyin' hard, or for when you just want to sit back, chill, and have a beer. The band's motto is STRENGTH DETERMINATION MERCILESS FOREVER, or SDMF for short. Scientists have proven that everytime anyone repeats that motto, an emo and/or pedofile is crushed by a fuckin' transport truck pulling out of a brewery. Fans of the band are refered to as Society Dwelling MotherFuckers, and usually have an extra 24 on hand. They will usually drink that 24 in one single night with some good society dwellin' buddies.
All Black Label Society songs must be played at max volume.
All Black Label Society songs must be played at max volume.
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009
by See Emily Play December 8, 2004
Heavy metal band lead by former Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde. The perfect combination of nu-metal and old school metal. And since Zakk plays like every fuckin' instrument ever the music is fresh, and different then anything else you'll ever hear. Best fucking band on the planet.
by JonnySideburns May 16, 2004
B.L.S. Rules Everything
by Jordan Scott May 20, 2004
by seabass February 22, 2005
An ultimate beer-bong machine, capable of flushing out a full can of beer in mere seconds. Ergonomically designed to eliminate all foam, and the sixth version includes a built-in plug created from the finest Japanese chopsticks. Constructed with the most expensive PCP pipes of medieval England, combined with Cosco's most luxurious Propel and Vitamin Water bottles. The only competitor its rival, and brother, The Leviathan.
Fun Fact: The original Black Label was built way back in the summer of '08 using cardboard poster paper, wrapped in saran wrap. Over 25 adjustments have been made, including foam-reducers, beer filters, caps, funnels, plugs, aesthetics, grip, mouthpiece, and painting.
*The Leviathan can only be seen at night, much like the pokemon Hoot-Hoot.
Fun Fact: The original Black Label was built way back in the summer of '08 using cardboard poster paper, wrapped in saran wrap. Over 25 adjustments have been made, including foam-reducers, beer filters, caps, funnels, plugs, aesthetics, grip, mouthpiece, and painting.
*The Leviathan can only be seen at night, much like the pokemon Hoot-Hoot.
KW: let's chug beers
BL: let's make a beer bong. i'll make the black label 2 v.6 and race it against your leviathan
BL: let's make a beer bong. i'll make the black label 2 v.6 and race it against your leviathan
by Rita Malek October 21, 2008
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